I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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