Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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