I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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