The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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