return my video game
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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