You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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