i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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