whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
not ubering you a puppy
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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