why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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