A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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