Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
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My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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