Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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