If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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