who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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