Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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