i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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