Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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