I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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