just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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