I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I have tasted many bathrooms
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Randomize