It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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