yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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