just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
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