When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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