just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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