Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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