Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
