she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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