He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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