she was so not down for the gang bang
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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