i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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