And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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