i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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