Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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