He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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