Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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