whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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