How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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