It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I have already put on my inside pants.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Randomize