im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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