It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
i think im in europe. pls send help
You've changed since you got that strap on
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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