How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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