we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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