More tranny stories later!
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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