So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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