the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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