oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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