The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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