his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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