just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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