I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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