he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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