Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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