i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Text me some of your sweat
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