please come you make the beer taste better
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
