Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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